đ My top New Yearâs gift wasnât smart at all - it was proudly, beautifully dumb. A classic button phone.
It doesnât run Teams.
It doesnât open Slack.
It doesnât know Zoom exists.
And honestly, that already makes it a premium wellness device.
But it does let you call your loved ones the oldâschool way - with real buttons and zero digital drama.
The best part?
No 5G.
No SSH.
No terminals.
Radio! đ
You canât dig into its system to decode anything - I tried đ.
Even AI agents canât reach you here.
At best, they could send an SMS⌠or call you like itâs 2003 and you are Neo from âMatrixâ.
đľ Digital detox perks for IT folks:
⢠Fewer pings
⢠More peace
⢠Actual focus
⢠Conversations with real humans
And yes - I genuinely recommend this experience to all my colleagues.
Try a device that thinks âcloudâ is just weather. Your brain will quietly celebrate!